Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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