He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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