We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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