i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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