Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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