...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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