Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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