Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
whose ass print is on the piano?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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