CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
