these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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