I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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