i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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