heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
the liver wants what the liver wants
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
