ugly people sure do ruin things
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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