i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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