Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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