It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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