Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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