Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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