I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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