Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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