I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
