just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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