Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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