Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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