I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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