it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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