Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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