Don't you send me to vm
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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