once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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