were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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