My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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