You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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