She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Blood and glitter go together right?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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