no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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