He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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