would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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