That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
