his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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