If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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