My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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