I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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