But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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