i barfeds in our rink
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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