That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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