if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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