the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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