Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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