He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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