How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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